Video of Cindy Goff reading "The First Twinkle of Death"

Cindy Goff reads at Iota in Arlington, VA on May 13, 2012.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkP-np3_X54

Fart Math Problem

This story is true and honest, and since I'm completely lacking in math skills, I am searching for an answer:

I walked down the antacid aisle in the grocery store. I strolled through a horrible area of fart that smelled like corn nuts had been tossed onto burning tire. The fart was 5 feet long, 5 feet 9 inches tall, and 10 feet wide. What was the volume of the fart?

The Sad New Life of George Zimmerman

The Sad New Life of George Zimmerman

He feels put upon because he has sit on unpopular beaches wearing a fake Fidel Castro beard. It itches, but he is afraid of scratching, afraid of the paparazzi, afraid of having to run down a black and white street being pursed by his fans like the Beatles in the 60’s. He lifts the hair from his face for a moment to sip a green drink and says, “I always knew I’d be famous just like John Wayne. I’m sure he was also a master of disguises.”

Happy Birthday Nancy Wilson

Happy Birthday to Nancy Wilson.

Here is a great video of Nancy playing the acoustic intro to Crazy on You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whXeb7Ohfkk