Thursday, August 9, 2012

Pussy Riot: will Vladimir Putin regret taking on Russia's cool women punks?

Monday, April 16, 2012

Fart Math Problem

This story is true and honest, and since I'm completely lacking in math skills, I am searching for an answer:

I walked down the antacid aisle in the grocery store. I strolled through a horrible area of fart that smelled like corn nuts had been tossed onto burning tire. The fart was 5 feet long, 5 feet 9 inches tall, and 10 feet wide. What was the volume of the fart?

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Sad New Life of George Zimmerman

The Sad New Life of George Zimmerman

He feels put upon because he has sit on unpopular beaches wearing a fake Fidel Castro beard. It itches, but he is afraid of scratching, afraid of the paparazzi, afraid of having to run down a black and white street being pursed by his fans like the Beatles in the 60’s. He lifts the hair from his face for a moment to sip a green drink and says, “I always knew I’d be famous just like John Wayne. I’m sure he was also a master of disguises.”