Found Poem-Blog Spam

Sometimes blog spam is pure poetry. Here is a great one. The line breaks are mine:

Don't give up your last nut
for this bullshit. I dabbled in voodoo
(bought the drums,
paid the only Haitians in my neck
of the woods, did the chanting,
and everything) despite the missing pets
in my neighborhood, the Pack still lost
last Sunday. A gutter religion, I say,
based on the results