Monday, November 21, 2011

Let's Occupy the GOP's Asses!

CNN just published an article on their website entitled: "CNN Poll: Partisan divides explain super committee failure." Oh my god, it goes on with the usual bullshit about how Americans are "divided" and how Republicans want "government programs" cut and Democrats don't, how Democrats want "defense spending" cut and Republicans don't.

But one little item that is the same in EVERY poll I have seen recently is that at least 2/3 of EVERYBODY want the rich to be taxed more. So why isn't that news? 2/3 of Americans want more taxes on the rich, and the GOP just keeps ignoring it. I guess the biggest story is that American citizens ALLOW the GOP to keep ignoring their wishes. Isn't it splendid to have a bunch of people elected by the peasants that just keep ignoring the peasants because they are too busy bowing at the solid gold statue of Grover Norquist?

Perhaps to get the point across, the Occupy movement should rename itself the Occupy Bowel Movement and move up the GOP's ass. It would be harder for them to run away from answering real questions if someone had a tent set up in their collective anus. I relize this might be difficult. We would have to get them to hold still and then only a selct few could fit up there. They could take cameras and report back to the rest of us. This would save the GOP so much money because the Occupy Bowel Movement could search for palups while they are up there. Seems that alone would save enough to pay for head start programs and Planned Parenthood.

Not a sermon, just a dream.

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