Found Poem-Statue of Penguin Recovered in Oak Ridge

This is a newspaper article my mother sent me years ago. Date and newspaper unknown.

Statue of Penguin Recovered in Oak Ridge

Police in Oak Ridge are trying to determine
the owner of a statue of a 7-foot-tall fiberglass penguin.

Patrol officers found the statue in some woods Thursday morning.

The penguin is wearing a blue police-style hat and suit and bears an emblem
for the New York City Police Department on one flipper. The penguin appears
to be holding a radiation detector with one flipper...