The Testicle Crayon

Testicles have such a strange color. This color cannot be pinpointed. For example, it is safe to say the sky is blue, blood is red, grass is green, but testicles? It throws most people for a loop. Of course, there are many different shades of testicles, and even one pair can have many hues. I for one think those who make crayons should consider creating The Testicle Crayon. They should study the palest testicles and the darkest testicles then choose something exactly in the middle.
Or maybe the rainbow of testicle hues and shares is too broad for just one crayon. The crayon company should consider making a WHOLE BOX of testicle crayon colors so one would never have to worry about coloring in testicles in any circumstance. Not only would you not have to worry about finding a testicle color, you would have so many testicle color choices, you could give the testicles splendid dimension and realism.