Wednesday, June 29, 2011

John Wayne vs. John Wayne Gacy

I honestly didn't think ANYTHING could top Sarah Palin's Paul Revere monologue of early June 2011:

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."

But I was wrong!

On Monday, Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign in Iowa by claiming she is more American than an apple pie sitting on a checkered tablecloth on a wooden picnic table on the Fourth of July. She compared herself to another great American who came from her Iowa hometown, John Wayne. There is a problem. She got her John Wayne's mixed up! The John Wayne that comes from her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa is child serial killer, John Wayne Gacy.

This is beyond the beyond. If she can't get a fluff section of her speech correct, the mind boggles at what this twit would do in just one meeting that would take serious preparation. Let's just imagine she is elected president (don't laugh-this country elected George Bush), and she has to meet with the president of Russia. She might say something like this: "I'm so glad to be meeting with the Russian President. It has been years since so many workers had to move the enormous iron curtain. Many lost their lives moving it to the Smithsonian. But we proudly display it as a reminder of what can happen when something so big crushes so many, even though it looks like a curtain."

I look forward to a LONG year or so of amazing nonsense. I think we are all living down the rabbit hole now. Just to recap:

THIS IS JOHN WAYNE THE ACTOR:





THIS IS JOHN WAYNE GACY WHO DRESSED AS POGO THE CLOWN FOR LOCAL PARADES, BIRTHDAY PARTIES, AND FUNDRAISING EVENTS. HE RAPED AND MURDERED 33 TEENAGE BOYS:

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